Writers block

I apologise in advance, I'm tucked fully into some research at the moment and I need to get this rogue thought out there so I can move on.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel throw down your long hair."

"No not the pubes!"

People are Strange

I get asked the oddest of things by people, just cause I'm smartass they seem to think I know everything (which I don't). I sometimes astound myself with my answers.

Last night I was asked "Is there anything for kids to do in Austria?"
I replied "You won't need to worry. They'll take the children off you as you enter the country. Then they keep them in a castle high in the mountains where Benny Hill lives as toy maker"

  No wonder people think I'm a smartass!

Friday Prediction

Every Week Lily childs throws down the gaunlet to write a 100 word Flashusing three given words.  This weeks words are Cult, Syrup, Neglect. Take a look at Lilychildsfeardom heres my piece for this week

Rex-Erection
After his ritual death his followers disbanded and left Rex to years of neglect, to rot in his tomb. One drunken night two of the cult remembered their creed and finally performed the resurrection ritual.

He now stood surveying his body, his dry desiccated skin looking like grey rotting baklava.

“How long” the fractured bag of dust that was his vocal cords rasped

“Fourteen years dude” Jud sniggered

His wizened walnuts no longer capable of producing their life giving syrup put a whole dampener on his concept of giving life after death.

He should shed a tear, if he could.