I get asked the oddest of things by people, just cause I'm smartass they seem to think I know everything (which I don't). I sometimes astound myself with my answers.
Last night I was asked "Is there anything for kids to do in Austria?"
I replied "You won't need to worry. They'll take the children off you as you enter the country. Then they keep them in a castle high in the mountains where Benny Hill lives as toy maker"
No wonder people think I'm a smartass!